I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Quote by Steven Wright
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Steven Wright Quotes
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
- I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Best Quotes
- In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
- With reality TV, sometimes it's amazing chemistry and you get these gems that turn out to be everything you hoped, and the camera loves them and they just blossom on the show. And then sometimes it's not all you envision.
- A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
- The contrasts between what is spent today to educate a child in the poorest New York City neighborhoods, where teacher salaries are often even lower than the city averages, and spending levels in the wealthiest suburban areas are daunting challenges to any hope New Yorkers might retain that even semblances of fairness still prevail.
- I decided to make music again at a time when I couldn't have had more obstacles.
- In seeking wisdom thou art wise in imagining that thou hast attained it - thou art a fool.
- Jordan has a strange, haunting beauty and a sense of timelessness. Dotted with the ruins of empires once great, it is the last resort of yesterday in the world of tomorrow. I love every inch of it.
- I know enough about European politics to know you've got a lot of crazy people who make their way onto the ballot.
- You know, I start with the assumption that -or with, with the belief that this president has to succeed. We all have an enormous amount of capital invested in his success. His success is the country's success.
- When I came into office, people said, 'Billionaire? How do they live? What do they eat? How do they sleep?' Today, they see me on the subway coming uptown. A couple of people say hi, some people smile and nod. Some people just sleep. It's not an issue.