There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
Quote by Steven Wright
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
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Steven Wright Quotes
- Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
- I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
- I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- How young can you die of old age?
- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
- I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Best Quotes
- White House operatives went to great lengths to show Obama shifting focus from wars abroad to domestic issues at home.
- If you have issues with family, friends, and people at work, try and solve these issues head on so you can move on and concentrate on having the life you want.
- Logic is neither an art nor a science but a dodge.
- I say to the Taliban: surrender the terrorists or surrender power. It's your choice.
- We talk a lot on 'Biggest Loser' about how fitness is a natural antidepressant, how it burns off stress. What I like about running is that it gives me time alone. I'm always busy, with people at work, with my kids. I love getting out for a run by myself and just listening to my music.
- Love & compassion are permanent nature of human but it keeps on fluctuating upon time.
- We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
- What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds.
- No pleasure has any savor for me without communication.
- A dreamer lives for eternity.