Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
We have the best government that money can buy.
I'm a history nut.
We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success. We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
The definition of a modern approach to war is the acknowledgement of individual lives lost.
I'd like to believe an accumulation of experience has made me a sort of a grown-up person, so I can have judgment and taste and whatever.
Those who want to reap the benefits of this great nation must bear the fatigue of supporting it.
A free press can, of course, be good or bad, but, most certainly without freedom, the press will never be anything but bad.
Well, I'm not a member of the permanent political establishment, and I've learned quickly these last few days that if you're not a member in good standing of the Washington elite, then some in the media consider a candidate unqualified for that reason alone.
While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward.
We try, we fail, we posture, we aspire, we pontificate - and then we age, shrink, die, and vanish.