Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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Mark Twain Quotes
- The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
- It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
- If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
- A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
- Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
- The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
- Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
- We have the best government that money can buy.
Best Quotes
- I'm a history nut.
- We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success. We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
- Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
- The definition of a modern approach to war is the acknowledgement of individual lives lost.
- I'd like to believe an accumulation of experience has made me a sort of a grown-up person, so I can have judgment and taste and whatever.
- Those who want to reap the benefits of this great nation must bear the fatigue of supporting it.
- A free press can, of course, be good or bad, but, most certainly without freedom, the press will never be anything but bad.
- Well, I'm not a member of the permanent political establishment, and I've learned quickly these last few days that if you're not a member in good standing of the Washington elite, then some in the media consider a candidate unqualified for that reason alone.
- While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward.
- We try, we fail, we posture, we aspire, we pontificate - and then we age, shrink, die, and vanish.