Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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Mark Twain Quotes
- Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
- I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
- To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
- To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
- Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
- Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Best Quotes
- I think women want to take care of themselves, and I think having a voice in how that is done is very important.
- I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work,' because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.
- When, as we must often do, we fear science, we really fear ourselves.
- How goodness heightens beauty!
- I've been on so many movies. Generally, I haven't gotten to be on the ground level. As of two years ago, in 'Dear John,' I got to really be on the ground floor. I wasn't a producer. I felt like I put the work in, and I did have a lot of sway on what got fixed, reshoots, so on and so forth. It felt really good.
- The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
- If you can make people understand why freedom is so important through the arts, that would be a big help.
- There is a fundamental situation in which the country has reached rock bottom, that a mother can't send her children out of the house in the morning. The country has reached rock bottom and this needs to be changed.
- If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
- Jerusalem is a time bomb that I fear is just waiting to go off.