Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
I think women want to take care of themselves, and I think having a voice in how that is done is very important.
I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work,' because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.
When, as we must often do, we fear science, we really fear ourselves.
How goodness heightens beauty!
I've been on so many movies. Generally, I haven't gotten to be on the ground level. As of two years ago, in 'Dear John,' I got to really be on the ground floor. I wasn't a producer. I felt like I put the work in, and I did have a lot of sway on what got fixed, reshoots, so on and so forth. It felt really good.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
If you can make people understand why freedom is so important through the arts, that would be a big help.
There is a fundamental situation in which the country has reached rock bottom, that a mother can't send her children out of the house in the morning. The country has reached rock bottom and this needs to be changed.
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
Jerusalem is a time bomb that I fear is just waiting to go off.