When in doubt tell the truth.
Quote by Mark Twain
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
I want to change things for the better, just like everybody else.
The best road to progress is freedom's road.
Events are the best teacher for us. You try to learn from people, there is always some bend to it.
Forgiveness is to be the absolute completeness regardless any fault; but oftentimes, we are careful enough to ask for others forgiveness, also forgive others, but commit the biggest crime by forgetting to forgive ourselves.
I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.
The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.
Do every act of your life as if it were your last.
Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for men for their approbation, but deeds can be done only for God.