Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
While knowledge may provide useful point of reference, it cannot become a force to guide the future.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
What I work hard at doing is staying on a path of being kind and showing and proving that I'm a good person to society. That's hard. The talent, that's a gift. I just came here like that.
I have argued for years that we do not have a health care system in America. We have a disease-management system - one that depends on ruinously expensive drugs and surgeries that treat health conditions after they manifest rather than giving our citizens simple diet, lifestyle and therapeutic tools to keep them healthy.
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something as tangible as money. Though it's crucial to make a living, that shouldn't be your inspiration. Do it for yourself.
I do not believe that politics in the long run is about individuals. It is about ideas.
Only he deserves power who every day justifies it.
I've always been a bit of a car freak.
Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.