Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
One of the things I like best about 'Biggest Loser' is being around people who are trying to make the right choices. When you feel defeated about your weight and your health, like there's no hope, and you still make the choice to fight for it, to make the change happen no matter what people say or think, that's inspiring to me.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Be true to yourself, help others, make each day your masterpiece, make friendship a fine art, drink deeply from good books - especially the Bible, build a shelter against a rainy day, give thanks for your blessings and pray for guidance every day.
You know, I thought we could use a good myth about technology to help guide us through these particular modern waters right now.
Love begets love, love knows no rules, this is the same for all.
Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions.
Well, one of the most important things for Americans to be reminded of is that a lot of the exceptional nature of our country is founded in Judeo-Christian values that promotes individualism, personal responsibility, a strong work ethic, and a commitment to family, charity.
There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit.
The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy.
I am right from my own point of view You are from your own view, I & Your view is not expected unless It befit view of general.