Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
While knowledge may provide useful point of reference, it cannot become a force to guide the future.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
What I work hard at doing is staying on a path of being kind and showing and proving that I'm a good person to society. That's hard. The talent, that's a gift. I just came here like that.
I have argued for years that we do not have a health care system in America. We have a disease-management system - one that depends on ruinously expensive drugs and surgeries that treat health conditions after they manifest rather than giving our citizens simple diet, lifestyle and therapeutic tools to keep them healthy.
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something as tangible as money. Though it's crucial to make a living, that shouldn't be your inspiration. Do it for yourself.
I do not believe that politics in the long run is about individuals. It is about ideas.
Only he deserves power who every day justifies it.
I've always been a bit of a car freak.
Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.