Johnny Vegas

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My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.
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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion.
You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.
I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

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