Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Best Quotes
- The United Nations will be at the heart of our international activities. France will assume its full responsibilities at the Security Council by putting its status at the service of peace, respect for human rights and development.
- Fear, anxiety and neurosis: that's just in the suitcase when you're an actor.
- The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
- Great and good are seldom the same man.
- From those to whom much is given, much is expected. I have been given much - the love of my family, the faith and trust of the people of New York, and the chance to lead this state. I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me.
- You know, nothing is more important than education, because nowhere are our stakes higher our future depends on the quality of education of our children today.
- Justice must always question itself, just as society can exist only by means of the work it does on itself and on its institutions.
- God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist.
- We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child.
- Working moms commonly testify that they feel guilty when they are away from their children and guilty when they are not at their jobs. Devoted fathers certainly miss their children deeply, but it does not seem to be with the same gnawing, primal anxiety that often afflicts women.