Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- Never floss with a stranger.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Best Quotes
- The left sees nothing but bigotry and superstition in the popular defense of the family or in popular attitudes regarding abortion, crime, busing, and the school curriculum.
- I'm not into politics but I am committed to a cause: ensuring design technology and engineering stays on the U.K. curriculum, alongside science and maths - grounding abstract theory, merging the practical with the academic.
- To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
- Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself.
- Politics is the reflex of the business and industrial world.
- Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as does oil above water.
- Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention.
- Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of men and women not following the same pursuits with all their strengths and with one mind, for thus, the state instead of being whole is reduced to half.
- Where globalization means, as it so often does, that the rich and powerful now have new means to further enrich and empower themselves at the cost of the poorer and weaker, we have a responsibility to protest in the name of universal freedom.
- The giving of love is an education in itself.