Doug Larson

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For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

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