If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- Never floss with a stranger.
- She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
Best Quotes
- The church maternity clothes covered our face to a air rose hurting the soul what's the body without the spirit
- The sea - this truth must be confessed - has no generosity. No display of manly qualities - courage, hardihood, endurance, faithfulness - has ever been known to touch its irresponsible consciousness of power.
- Socialism values equality more than liberty.
- Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
- I'm very much into the costuming of any character that I portray and it's one of the great things about making movies is it's a collaborative art form so you get all these artists who are looking specifically about for this instance your character's costume and what that might tell about your character.
- Work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it.
- The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance - the idea that anything is possible.
- But look, I was born in 1956, the peak year for births in US history. I think I'm very representative of many of the thought processes my generation have been through and, by and large, people of my age have had their imprint planted on the consciousness of western society for a long time.
- When it comes to developing character strength, inner security and unique personal and interpersonal talents and skills in a child, no institution can or ever will compare with, or effectively substitute for, the home's potential for positive influence.
- Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.