If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
- Never floss with a stranger.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Best Quotes
- The good is the beautiful.
- I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.
- Poetry is a freedom of choice and economy of voice.
- I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its Churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.
- I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.
- The outcome of the war is in our hands the outcome of words is in the council.
- I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
- Necessity never made a good bargain.
- If indeed there's life after death, I sure will still be a poet.
- Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.