If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
Never floss with a stranger.
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
The good is the beautiful.
I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.
Poetry is a freedom of choice and economy of voice.
I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its Churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.
I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.
The outcome of the war is in our hands the outcome of words is in the council.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
Necessity never made a good bargain.
If indeed there's life after death, I sure will still be a poet.
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.