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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
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Have you ever thought that war is a madhouse and that everyone in the war is a patient?
To secure peace is to prepare for war.
Rather be dead than cool.
Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.
The fact is that I find more most men are more open, more generous, and much more stimulating than the majority of females I know.
Achievement is not always success, while reputed failure often is. It is honest endeavor, persistent effort to do the best possible under any and all circumstances.
Nothing that you do will ever feel good if you let people convince you that you have no choice.
Faith is spiritualized imagination.
For the longest time, you just sound like a broken record, but you have to be consistent when teaching kids.
I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me. I'm better now at picking out those that want to play that game with me, and those that don't.
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