Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
The best things in life are silly.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
Roosevelt's declaration that Americans had 'nothing to fear but fear itself' was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously wrong.
I'm trying to change the culture in New York City that's hard enough!
Be slow to fall into friendship but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
High-quality food is better for your health.
It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the dogma, or want of dogma, that the danger lies.
The soul without imagination is what an observatory would be without a telescope.
Beauty of dreams is manifested by accepting growth, living day by day to see them come true is manifested by consistency and living in the light of their reality is manifested by patience.
Jerusalem is a time bomb that I fear is just waiting to go off.
No Matter what this too will pass