I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
- With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
- I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
- My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
- Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself.
- I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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- In the richest country in the history of the world, this Obama economy has crushed the middle class. Family income has fallen by $4,000, but health insurance premiums are higher, food prices are higher, utility bills are higher, and gasoline prices have doubled. Today more Americans wake up in poverty than ever before.
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