In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Quote by Rita Rudner
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
- A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
- Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
- We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Best Quotes
- There's the best of politics in your home; room and on your bed.
- In the long term we can hope that religion will change the nature of man and reduce conflict. But history is not encouraging in this respect. The bloodiest wars in history have been religious wars.
- When a scientist is ahead of his times, it is often through misunderstanding of current, rather than intuition of future truth. In science there is never any error so gross that it won't one day, from some perspective, appear prophetic.
- I saw that the war could not be prevented. The time had passed.
- I tell you in truth: all men are Prophets or else God does not exist.
- The very contradictions in my life are in some ways signs of God's mercy to me.
- My wife, whenever I'd go off to work and I'd be kind of anxious, she'll say, 'Remember, have fun.' Oh, I forgot, thanks for the reminder. Because sometimes we do forget. We take it all too seriously and there's a lot of joy to be had wherever you are.
- If I'm honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.
- There are times, like after a long day of work, when the thought of an easy drive-through is enticing. But then I remember how crappy I felt when I ate fast food in the past, and it inspires me to head to the grocery store or my local farmer's market and whip up an easy but healthier option.
- Honor bespeaks worth. Confidence begets trust. Service brings satisfaction. Cooperation proves the quality of leadership.