I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Quote by Rita Rudner
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Best Quotes
- Sometimes I make very selfish choices like I did 'Once Upon A Time' for my inner 8-year-old and my hypothetical future child. I've done some movies because I would regret them if I didn't, but other projects I've done because they've scared me or if I felt I needed to do a big romantic comedy to help me professionally.
- In an ecology of love, people can relate in trust and face the future without fear. They do not need to play it safe. They can take uncertainty in their stride.
- Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
- Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of others!
- Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
- Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point.
- At this age, I should be leading a quiet life.
- You have not found your place until all your faculties are roused, and your whole nature consents and approves of the work you are doing.
- Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
- I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't like that. It's great to get to a place where you dismiss anything you're worried about. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.