The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Quote by Mark Twain
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The lack of money is the root of all evil.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Whenever you're the child of a famous person, you get judged in odd ways because of that.
If we can't face death, we'll never overcome it. You have to look it straight in the eye. Then you can turn around and walk back out into the light.
I think a good relationship is about collaboration.
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.
Advices never changes people, Realization changes them.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
I paint mostly from real life. It has to start with that. Real people, real street scenes, behind the curtain scenes, live models, paintings, photographs, staged setups, architecture, grids, graphic design. Whatever it takes to make it work.
Here's my gift-giving rule: Respect your current financial situation.
I love watching people's dreams come true.
I'm in trouble because I'm normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don't like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself.