The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Mark Twain Quotes
Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
In an era ruled by materialism and unstable geopolitics, art must be restored to the center of public education.
I am much more open to plural marriage than I was before, and I now support it in certain situations. I do believe it is right for some people. But our example in America today is gross abuse - I can't support it in fundamentalist compounds.
Don't be another cliche, the world already has your idol, now be your own idol, be you.
Among all the tests President Obama faced in his first term, his biggest failure was climate change.
My music appeals in America. There is less of the purist criticism I get here. And to be a hit in the U.S... what singer doesn't have that dream?
Just after World War II, this country led the world in science by every way you could measure it, yet the number of scientists was a tiny proportion of what it is now.
Prior to being allowed to enter the profession, prospective teachers should be asked to talk with a group of friendly students for at least half an hour and be able to engage them in an interesting conversation about any subject the prospective teacher wants to talk about.
Cynicism and naivety lie cheek by jowl in the American imagination if the United States is one of the most venal nations on Earth, it is also one of the most earnestly idealistic.
It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's lives.
Marriage equality changed life for people.