The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Mark Twain Quotes
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
The good is the beautiful.
I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.
Poetry is a freedom of choice and economy of voice.
I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its Churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.
I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.
The outcome of the war is in our hands the outcome of words is in the council.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
Necessity never made a good bargain.
If indeed there's life after death, I sure will still be a poet.
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.