The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
You may make some mistakes - but that doesn't make you a sinner. You've got the very nature of God on the inside of you.
Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.
I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.
Independence doesn't - doesn't equate to moderates. Millions of independents are pro-life. Millions of independents believe marriage is between a man and a woman.
We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus but our ideas about Santa Claus change, mature and become more nuanced, whereas our ideas of God can remain at a rather infantile level.
I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race.
The power of imagination makes us infinite.
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible.
I love to make music and stay grounded.