Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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Mark Twain Quotes
- Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.
- I never let schooling interfere with my education.
- Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
- Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
- Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
- We have the best government that money can buy.
- To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
- Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Best Quotes
- In times of conflict, war, poverty or religious fundamentalism, women and children are the first and most numerous victims. Women need all their courage today.
- The concept of the 'good ol' days' must be one of our society's biggest delusions, top reasons for depression, as well as most often used excuse for lack of success.
- The problem of the Middle East is poverty more than politics.
- Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product.
- Growing up in an Italian family, you use a harsh tone and 10 minutes later everybody forgets about it.
- My size has helped make me an amazing performer too. The cliche of the Funny Fat Friend: I absolutely was that character - I am that character... It's a complicated bag of tools I acquired, and I've put them all to work onstage.
- Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
- Odd how the creative power at once brings the whole universe to order.
- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- We cannot sacrifice innocent human life now for vague and exaggerated promises of medical treatments thirty of forty years from now. There are ways to pursue this technology and respect life at the same time.