Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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Mark Twain Quotes
- The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
- Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
- I've never let my school interfere with my education.
- Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
- Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Best Quotes
- The way the world is going, it's technology driven. And it isn't just driven by the old super powers, it's driven by the far east and new emerging economies.
- Let it be your constant method to look into the design of people's actions, and see what they would be at, as often as it is practicable and to make this custom the more significant, practice it first upon yourself.
- You know, in my hometown of Hope, Arkansas, the three sacred heroes were Jesus, Elvis, and FDR, not necessarily in that order.
- And the wind shall say Here were decent godless people. Their only monument the asphalt road. And a thousand lost golf balls.
- I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
- The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
- The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
- I used my imagination to make the grass whatever color I wanted it to be.
- Whoever sets himself to see things as they are will find himself one of a very small circle but it is only by this small circle resolutely doing its own work that adequate ideas will ever get current at all.
- God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.