Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Quote by Mark Twain
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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Mark Twain Quotes
- Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
- Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
- The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
- Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
- It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
- Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
- Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
- The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
Best Quotes
- Memory is a great artist. For every man and for every woman it makes the recollection of his or her life a work of art and an unfaithful record.
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Hip-Hop isn't just music, it is also a spiritual movement of the blacks! You can't just call Hip-Hop a trend!
- We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression.
- But I love being scared. I think you're brave only when you do things that scare you. I've always used fear as a motivator. I'm not sure why.
- Those issues are biblical issues: to care for the sick, to feed the hungry, to stand up for the oppressed. I contend that if the evangelical community became more biblical, everything would change.
- When it comes to the health of our families, Barack refused to listen to all those folks who told him to leave health reform for another day, another president. He didn't care whether it was the easy thing to do politically - that's not how he was raised - he cared that it was the right thing to do.
- Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
- I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer the monsters of my fancy to what is positively trivial.
- My mom was a professional. My dad and mom met each other in a movie called 'New Faces of 1937.' My mom went under the name Thelma Leeds, and she did a few movies, and she was really a great singer, and when she married my dad and started to have a family, she sang at parties.