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George Carlin Quotes
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
- Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
- By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
- If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
- Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
- I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
- When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
Best Quotes
- When I did 'Bumble-ardy,' I was so intensely aware of death. Eugene, my friend and partner, was dying here in the house when I did 'Bumble-ardy'. I did 'Bumble-ardy' to save myself. I did not want to die with him. I wanted to live, as any human being does.
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- A man of genius has been seldom ruined but by himself.
- I know that war is very cruel and that life is harder when you aren't able to live in the place you called home.
- Wealth is not without its advantages and the case to the contrary, although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.
- I think kids ought to travel. I think it's very good to carry kids around. It's good for them. Of course it's tough on the parents.
- We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
- The Middle East is ailing. The malady stems from pervasive violence, shortages of food, water and educational opportunities, discrimination against women and - the most virulent cause of all - the absence of freedom.
- Fear attracts attack.
- Life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quickly you hardly catch it going.