In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Quote by George Carlin
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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George Carlin Quotes
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
- Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
- When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
- Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
- Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
- The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Best Quotes
- Only by learning to live in harmony with your contradictions can you keep it all afloat.
- A first-generation fortune is the most likely to be given away, but once a fortune is inherited it's less likely that a very high percentage will go back to society.
- I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
- A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
- Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.
- I believe in a religion that believes in freedom. Any time I have to accept a religion that won't let me fight a battle for my people, I say to hell with that religion.
- Family and friends and faith are the most important things in your life and you should be building friendships.
- Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.
- When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.
- Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.