It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
I hope someday we will be able to proclaim that we have banished hunger in the United States, and that we've been able to bring nutrition and health to the whole world.
You're cheating me but when the time reverse you'll know that you were teaching me.
Only when inspired to go beyond consciousness by some extraordinary insight does beauty manifest unexpectedly.
I'm used to watching old movies of myself.
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
Educational equality doesn't guarantee equality on the labor market. Even the most developed countries are not gender-equal. There are still glass ceilings and 'leaky pipelines' that prevent women from getting ahead in the workplace.
I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made.
I've only ever wanted to be a singer I never wanted to be famous.
Half a truth is often a great lie.
Civilized society is perpetually menaced with disintegration through this primary hostility of men towards one another.