It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.
What we call the secret of happiness is no more a secret than our willingness to choose life.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Companies that pollute should be taxed so that a product's cost to society is reflected in the price of that product.
You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it.
I didn't run for student council president. I don't see myself in any way in elected office. I love policy. I'm not particularly fond of politics.
This war differs from other wars, in this particular. We are not fighting armies but a hostile people, and must make old and young, rich and poor, feel the hard hand of war.
I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.