It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
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Will Rogers Quotes
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
In a democracy, citizens pass judgment on their government, and if they are kept in the dark about what their government is doing, they cannot be in a position to make well-grounded decisions.
Society lives by faith, and develops by science.
The world is not yet exhaused; let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before.
It's cool now to play golf.
I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.
There's nothing wrong with anger provided you use it constructively.
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
Design and technology should be the subject where mathematical brainboxes and science whizzkids turn their bright ideas into useful products.
Before the throne of the Almighty, man will be judged not by his acts but by his intentions. For God alone reads our hearts.
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.