I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Best Quotes
- I hope someday we will be able to proclaim that we have banished hunger in the United States, and that we've been able to bring nutrition and health to the whole world.
- You're cheating me but when the time reverse you'll know that you were teaching me.
- Only when inspired to go beyond consciousness by some extraordinary insight does beauty manifest unexpectedly.
- I'm used to watching old movies of myself.
- Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
- Educational equality doesn't guarantee equality on the labor market. Even the most developed countries are not gender-equal. There are still glass ceilings and 'leaky pipelines' that prevent women from getting ahead in the workplace.
- I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made.
- I've only ever wanted to be a singer I never wanted to be famous.
- Half a truth is often a great lie.
- Civilized society is perpetually menaced with disintegration through this primary hostility of men towards one another.