The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.
I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager.
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.
Working with my dad was such a gas. We approached the work in a similar way. We only made two films together when I was an adult, Tucker, and Blown Away, but it was so much fun to play with your parent like that.
Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!
We have no right to assume that any physical laws exist, or if they have existed up until now, that they will continue to exist in a similar manner in the future.
The ordinary American - as far as I can tell - knows so much less than he did fifty years ago and has such poor work habits compared with fifty years ago that the average multiplicand of knowledge/capabilities is a much smaller number than it was in 1961.
You have to listen to the people who have a negative opinion as well as those who have positive opinion. Just to make sure that you are blending all these opinions in your mind before a decision is made.
Failure is an enigma. You worry about it, and it teaches you something.
The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.