Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
It's amazing how people will give when you don't ask. Many of them send money because they believe in the message.
I think Gingrich has embarrassed the party over time. Whether he'll do it again in the future, I don't know. But Gov. Romney never has.
My work has also motivated me to put a lot of time into seeking out good food and to spend more money on it.
When women earn the money for the family, everyone in the family benefits. We also know that when women have an income, everyone wins because women dedicate 90% of the income to health, education, to food security, to the children, to the family, or to the community, so when women have an income, everybody wins.
War is like love it always finds a way.
As men are not able to fight against death, misery, ignorance, they have taken it into their heads, in order to be happy, not to think of them at all.
The '80s made up for all the abuse I took during the '70s. I outlived all my critics. By the time I retired, everybody saw me as a venerable institution. Things do change.
Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery He has not been broken in two by time he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul, but his life.
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven.