Tim Allen

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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

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