Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.
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To be able to sit in Donald Trump's apartment and talk about the future of corporate real estate was amazing.
I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.
I was in a relationship with a girl I loved for three years. Where do you go after three years? Then you've got to start thinking about other things, and I'm too young to think about those things.
My generation will actually be the first generation that is tamer than the one that came before it, and it will probably be poorer less fun and less money.
I enjoy what I'm able to give my family.
I've had to deal with all different types of situations - positive and negative and extremes of both.
What's cool is when you're able to give your audience imagination and you don't have to cage them in like animals.
When you look at golf films before us they're all - garbage or satire. A lot of sports films tend to vilify the opposition. Where the opposition becomes this big angry monster, so big you can't beat him.
I come from divorce. I'm only doing marriage once. It's not a game for me.
My mom is the backbone not just of my family but of many families.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency.
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like.
Be true to yourself, help others, make each day your masterpiece, make friendship a fine art, drink deeply from good books - especially the Bible, build a shelter against a rainy day, give thanks for your blessings and pray for guidance every day.
Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory it too good.
Danger is cool.
The Jewish festival of freedom is the oldest continuously observed religious ritual in the world. Across the centuries, Passover has never lost its power to inspire the imagination of successive generations of Jews with its annually re-enacted drama of slavery and liberation.