Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Quote by Robert Orben
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
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Robert Orben Quotes
- In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
- I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
- To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
- Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
- Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
- Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Best Quotes
- The relationship to one's fellow man is the relationship of prayer, the relationship to oneself is the relationship of striving it is from prayer that one draws the strength for one's striving.
- People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the D.M.V. and look around, you're like, Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers.
- Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.
- Bringing an end to the conflict between Israel and the Palestinians may help the young Arab generation to realise their aspirations. Israel is more than willing to offer our experience in building a modern economy in spite of limited resources to the whole region.
- When someone says that I'm angry it's actually a compliment. I have not always been direct with my anger in my relationships, which is part of why I'd write about it in my songs because I had such fear around expressing anger as a woman.
- It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his country.
- Love is mandatory. Every one loves to be loved but it can't always be your way. Let people love you in their own way, in a way they know how to. There is no need for coercion.
- The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead.
- I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.
- Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.