My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
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Mark Twain Quotes
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
We have the best government that money can buy.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
New York City is a great monument to the power of money and greed... a race for rent.
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.
I don't care what people say about my relationship I don't care what they say about my boobs. People are buying my songs I have a sold-out tour. I'm getting incredible feedback from my music.
I decided, very early on, just to accept life unconditionally I never expected it to do anything special for me, yet I seemed to accomplish far more than I had ever hoped. Most of the time it just happened to me without my ever seeking it.
Happiness is brief. It will not stay. God batters at its sails.
The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
Of all escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient.
Self discipline is that which, next to virtue, truly and essentially raises one man above another.
If men can develop weapons that are so terrifying as to make the thought of global war include almost a sentence for suicide, you would think that man's intelligence and his comprehension... would include also his ability to find a peaceful solution.
Just because everyone can, doesn't mean they should.