In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
When in doubt tell the truth.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
I don't really consider myself one of those actors who takes his work home with him.
It's only a fool that will lit a candle at midday.
I'm married. My wife, Stella - a beautiful woman. She's brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom.
I don't believe in firing professors. They have academic freedom.
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
I'm obsessed with the countryside: woods, forests, fields, lakes, mountains. I'm really into folk music and folklore. But more so I'm into electronic music. I'm into bands that have both aspects, like Boards of Canada is a perfect example. You could listen to that type of music running through a woods. It's kind of what I wanted to achieve.
Time travel used to be thought of as just science fiction, but Einstein's general theory of relativity allows for the possibility that we could warp space-time so much that you could go off in a rocket and return before you set out.
Every religion is good that teaches man to be good and I know of none that instructs him to be bad.
Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
My religion centers in different areas than what's considered conventional religion.