Larry David

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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

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