Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
The only sure bulwark of continuing liberty is a government strong enough to protect the interests of the people, and a people strong enough and well enough informed to maintain its sovereign control over the goverment.
The Met is not only the finest encyclopedic museum of art in the United States it is arguably the finest anywhere.
For a person who promised hope and civility in politics, Mr. Obama has shown a borderline obsessiveness in blaming Mr. Bush.
I feel like my work has been my path to freedom from having grown up in a segregated environment.
I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay.
Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable.
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
I was blessed, because I come from a family where they knock you down before you float away. I have a lot of brothers who just make sure we have our feet on the ground, and my mom is a rock star. She is an amazing mother.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.