Bill Maher

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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'
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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.
Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Men are only as loyal as their options.

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