I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
My first car was a motorcycle.
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
In a democracy, citizens pass judgment on their government, and if they are kept in the dark about what their government is doing, they cannot be in a position to make well-grounded decisions.
Society lives by faith, and develops by science.
The world is not yet exhaused; let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before.
It's cool now to play golf.
I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.
There's nothing wrong with anger provided you use it constructively.
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
Design and technology should be the subject where mathematical brainboxes and science whizzkids turn their bright ideas into useful products.
Before the throne of the Almighty, man will be judged not by his acts but by his intentions. For God alone reads our hearts.
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.