Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.
I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
By the time Obama came into office, Washington had already agreed over a period of a few weeks to a $700 billion government infusion into the world banking system. Nothing of the sort had ever been done before, and it was done spit spot with very little national debate.
You get the health benefits of coffee up through about the first twenty-four ounces. It's the biggest source of antioxidants for Americans, and we think it helps prevent Alzheimer's and Parkinson's as well.
My view is pensioners don't have the one option that people of working age have. They can't really increase their income, because they are no longer able to work.
War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.
The thing that lies at the foundation of positive change, the way I see it, is service to a fellow human being.
My mom has made it possible for me to be who I am. Our family is everything. Her greatest skill was encouraging me to find my own person and own independence.
In science the important thing is to modify and change one's ideas as science advances.
I sought my father in the world of the black musician, because it contained wisdom, experience, sadness and loneliness. I was not ever interested in the music of boys. From my youngest years, I was interested in the music of men.