Chris Rock

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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

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