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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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