Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself.

• I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
• With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
• With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
• My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
• I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
• I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
• I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
• I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
• I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
• I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.