The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope Quotes
- I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
- Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
- A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
- When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
- A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
- People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
- I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.