Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

• I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
• Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
• You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
• A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
• If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
• When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
• A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
• People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
• I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.