Bob Hope Quotes
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.